Saturday, November 19, 2011

India’s  ComiCon

For those of you who don’t know what ComicCon is its a place where Nerds meet other nerds who then drink and party together and  make  fun of other Nerds, and line up to take autographs of SUPERNERDS , well all in all its a Nerdy Festival for Nerds.

For those of you who still dint get it here’s a non Nerdy one ‘Comic-Con happens in San Diego every year. It is a comics and popular arts convention with special guests, themes and anniversaries, and programming’

So I was reading about comic con and well thought how cool it would be for India to have its own version of comicon. Well the most important thing in Comicon is to meet, get signed shit of your favorite super heroes which you can then sell on ebay (don't smirk if you are one of the guys who goes to ComicCon you definitely are jobless and would definitely end up doing this )
So here’s the list of Indian Superheroes who would make the cut and of those who wouldn't, if ever there was one.





Shaktiman: Ohh he would never make the cut. Its a total RIP OFF. I mean I am not against copying (Indians never are) but the whole concept of superman from the storyline to Villains even GOD DAMN roles of both the Damsel in Distress are also the same (Journalist).
Everything considered (All the pun in the world intended here)  atleast copy it well I mean just because you produce the show doesnt mean you have to be the SuperHero. I mean comeon a Pot Bellied super hero and trust me I would’nt mind if it was a BeerBelly but apparently he was against drinking.





Mr.India: He is a sure shot selection.
I mean comeon we all wanted that cheap lighting, huge, attached with weird coloured bulbs watch that would make us invisible. Ohh the things I thought I could do if I had that watch ( ohh yeah I know exactly what you are thinking). And after few years the watch got transformed into a cloak which was found by harry potter's grandfather. That definately counts for something. 



RA.One: If you think I need to justify his exclusion the you suck no I really mean it you suck.





Son Pari : Oh my mother of God.....if you are thinking y is this even here well I searched for Indian superhearoes n she pooped up....I knw..can u believe it....Goggle you better get your algorithms
right.....I am about to vomit (well that may also be because of some Piss Colored Drink and No I am not talking about Mountain Dew here)





Drona: Hhhahahaahahhaa......I just had to put it. When I searched for ‘Drona funny pics’ all the original Drona Pics pooped up. HHAHHHA n how much I agree with that ....well Guess Google’s  Algorithm are getting Better......I mean this guy wears a Dress, a necklace on his head, has a huge Belly(Welll probably a Beer Belly), looks like shit.....neither the Straight or the GAY community would accept that.



One of the super Heroes I really like (no Pun Intended) is CHACHA CHAUDHRI i mean seriously his MIND WORKS FASTER THAN A COMPUTER...... THAT IS SO COOOLL.....i have been studying computers for 6 years now...n yeah if you consider watching Videos  then well 14years probably.....i stilll dont know a squat n this old short guy along with Big Guy in underwear who eats all the day....has a brain that is faster than a computer. AWESOME POWER he definatel makes the list. 



welll now for the MOTHER FATHER BROTHER GRANDFATHER GRANDMOTHER GODFATHER of all SUPERHEROES India will ever see ever and I seriously mean Ever.

‘RAJNIKANTH’ This Guy is awe-inspiring, , breathtaking, daunting,, fearsome, formidable, grand, hairy*, imposing, impressive, intimidating, magnificent, majestic,overwhelming,  something else, striking, stunning, stupefying, wondrous, mind-blowing,MIND BOGGLING not because he has all this awe-inspiring, , breathtaking, daunting,, fearsome, formidable, grand, hairy*, imposing, impressive, intimidating, magnificent, majestic,overwhelming,  something else, striking, stunning, stupefying, wondrous, mind-blowing,MIND BOGGLING SUPER POWERS which he can easily carry off without even using the TAG of superhero. I mean RAJNI is the only normal HUMAN BEING who has all the awe-inspiring, , breathtaking, daunting,, fearsome, formidable, grand, hairy*, imposing, impressive, intimidating, magnificent, majestic,overwhelming,  something else, striking, stunning, stupefying, wondrous, mind-blowing,MIND BOGGLING powers in the world. HATS OFF TO THIS GUY and as a FINAL HONOUR TO HIM I think the FIRST COMIC CON SHOULD BE NAMED AFTER HIM

‘RAJNI_CON’


Saturday, April 9, 2011

Death


Death. This one fearful word. One word that has always been a part of human History no matter which ever history you have read. Death is the only constant and definte thing that there is in the whole universe. There have been so many philosophers in human history trying to find out the meaning of life, why we are here what is our destiny. I am sure if you google it you will find thousands of definations of life but DEATH has only one meaning no intellectual interpretations no paying thousands of dollars to get front row seats of great men trying to understand its meaning. No matter your color, your religion, your country death is the same everywhere no bigotism, no debates.
 
Death is probably the one thing that every human in the world has to experience. It is the most truly brilliant natures way of making us understand the concept of eauality. No matter how rich or poor you are, how evil or good things you have done, Hitler died but so did Gandhiji. The concept of death is so powerful and so omnipresent that even Jesus Christ, or Lord Krishna coudnt evade death. Death is so beautiful a concept so fanatically communist it in a way, everybody is equal in deaths eyes.

Ever thought why don’t you see any other species worshiping a god or deity or anything. I have always wondered why there are no signs of any other species in the world who worship a god or nature or anything at all. After all they too are living beings they do have souls which do need salvation. Some will argue that human are intelligent species and that’s why this difference. Well judging from what fanatical ways of guiding that today's religious leaders are using I don’t think there is too much intelligence required. Then why we as a race are we obsessed with GOD. Some optimist  will say HOPE. But is it? 

Why is someone called a god. He/She has super powers, he is intelligent has foresight and the all the normal clichés. All these things even humans are capable of doing, like flying, killing using a gun shot etc etc. then why do we still worship GOD. Well the only and the only reason why we worship GOD is because god is immortal he cannot die. This is truly the only quality that differentiates us from god.  Even chrisianity one of the most dominant religions in the world who worships Jesus Christ but still don’t proclaim him as god but a son of god. Why because he died.

Monday, January 24, 2011

How to Setup GNS3


How to set up GNS3

GNS3 is one of the most awesome and brilliant opens source software developed till now. It is awesome for laboratory work and especially for those giving Cisco certification exams this is a boon as now they don’t have to spend thousands of dollars on cisco equipment.

GNS3 is an emulator and not simulator. It actually sends packets between the routers rather than just simulating and the most awesome thing is that you can capture this packets using a packet sniffing software like wireshark and study those packets in detail.

I am writing this blog because it took me more than 5 hours just to install and get it started working properly. It takes a little bit of time and patience before u can start using it full flegedly.

1. GNS3 is an open source and you can download the software easily by following the link given. The  ttp://www.gns3.net/. You  Should download the windows all in one as you will get dynamips and all  the other required software with i  One thing while downloading the software make sure that you download  the cisco image unpacker binary as highlighted in the picture. It will be useful afterwards when we install the cisco IOS.



2. Open the downloaded file and install GNS3 its pretty straightforward and does not require any help in doing so.
3.  After installing click on the icon of GNS3 that should be visible now that you have installed the software. ON starting a window pops up that has two steps select the first step where you can get your basic configurations for GNS3 setup done.


4. Once you selected step 1 a screen will show up giving you different options and settings. On the left side select dynamips and first of all change the folder settings from the temporary folder to a new folder where you will want to save your GNS3 projects. After doing that just press the test button at the bottom of the screen and see if its working properly or not. Your screen should somewhat look like this.



5. Once that is done you can go to the next step that is adding the Cisco IOS images . This is probably a difficult part and you can get an IOS from a Cisco switch using a falsh drive or yu can download it or buy it from the cisco site.
Download GNS 3 and Cisco 1700, 2600, 7200 IOS in one pack:
http://rapidshare.com/files/130264941/GNS3-0.5-win32-all-in-one.rar
Pass: sumptuousworld
After downloading the Cisco IOS use the Cisco image unpacker to unpack the IOS or use WinZip which works equally fine. Just add it to WinZip and extract the file. The size of the file increases to almost double. Do not use the IOS without unpacking t otherwise you the routers in the GNS3 will take ages to start.

6. Once you have unpacked the IOS go to the second step in the GNS3 and upload the unpacked files. The screenshot should look like this



7. Once you are done with this you are ready to use your GNS3 make sure to enable the Idle PC value once you start using the software. ENJOY!!!!