India’s ComiCon
For those of you who don’t know what ComicCon is its a place where Nerds meet other nerds who then drink and party together and make fun of other Nerds, and line up to take autographs of SUPERNERDS , well all in all its a Nerdy Festival for Nerds.
For those of you who still dint get it here’s a non Nerdy one ‘Comic-Con happens in San Diego every year. It is a comics and popular arts convention with special guests, themes and anniversaries, and programming’
So I was reading about comic con and well thought how cool it would be for India to have its own version of comicon. Well the most important thing in Comicon is to meet, get signed shit of your favorite super heroes which you can then sell on ebay (don't smirk if you are one of the guys who goes to ComicCon you definitely are jobless and would definitely end up doing this )
So here’s the list of Indian Superheroes who would make the cut and of those who wouldn't, if ever there was one.
Shaktiman: Ohh he would never make the cut. Its a total RIP OFF. I mean I am not against copying (Indians never are) but the whole concept of superman from the storyline to Villains even GOD DAMN roles of both the Damsel in Distress are also the same (Journalist).
Everything considered (All the pun in the world intended here) atleast copy it well I mean just because you produce the show doesnt mean you have to be the SuperHero. I mean comeon a Pot Bellied super hero and trust me I would’nt mind if it was a BeerBelly but apparently he was against drinking.
Mr.India: He is a sure shot selection.
I mean comeon we all wanted that cheap lighting, huge, attached with weird coloured bulbs watch that would make us invisible. Ohh the things I thought I could do if I had that watch ( ohh yeah I know exactly what you are thinking). And after few years the watch got transformed into a cloak which was found by harry potter's grandfather. That definately counts for something.
RA.One: If you think I need to justify his exclusion the you suck no I really mean it you suck.
Son Pari : Oh my mother of God.....if you are thinking y is this even here well I searched for Indian superhearoes n she pooped up....I knw..can u believe it....Goggle you better get your algorithms
right.....I am about to vomit (well that may also be because of some Piss Colored Drink and No I am not talking about Mountain Dew here)
Drona: Hhhahahaahahhaa......I just had to put it. When I searched for ‘Drona funny pics’ all the original Drona Pics pooped up. HHAHHHA n how much I agree with that ....well Guess Google’s Algorithm are getting Better......I mean this guy wears a Dress, a necklace on his head, has a huge Belly(Welll probably a Beer Belly), looks like shit.....neither the Straight or the GAY community would accept that.
One of the super Heroes I really like (no Pun Intended) is CHACHA CHAUDHRI i mean seriously his MIND WORKS FASTER THAN A COMPUTER...... THAT IS SO COOOLL.....i have been studying computers for 6 years now...n yeah if you consider watching Videos then well 14years probably.....i stilll dont know a squat n this old short guy along with Big Guy in underwear who eats all the day....has a brain that is faster than a computer. AWESOME POWER he definatel makes the list.
welll now for the MOTHER FATHER BROTHER GRANDFATHER GRANDMOTHER GODFATHER of all SUPERHEROES India will ever see ever and I seriously mean Ever.
‘RAJNIKANTH’ This Guy is awe-inspiring, , breathtaking, daunting,, fearsome, formidable, grand, hairy*, imposing, impressive, intimidating, magnificent, majestic,overwhelming, something else, striking, stunning, stupefying, wondrous, mind-blowing,MIND BOGGLING not because he has all this awe-inspiring, , breathtaking, daunting,, fearsome, formidable, grand, hairy*, imposing, impressive, intimidating, magnificent, majestic,overwhelming, something else, striking, stunning, stupefying, wondrous, mind-blowing,MIND BOGGLING SUPER POWERS which he can easily carry off without even using the TAG of superhero. I mean RAJNI is the only normal HUMAN BEING who has all the awe-inspiring, , breathtaking, daunting,, fearsome, formidable, grand, hairy*, imposing, impressive, intimidating, magnificent, majestic,overwhelming, something else, striking, stunning, stupefying, wondrous, mind-blowing,MIND BOGGLING powers in the world. HATS OFF TO THIS GUY and as a FINAL HONOUR TO HIM I think the FIRST COMIC CON SHOULD BE NAMED AFTER HIM
‘RAJNI_CON’
