I have been reading about the India Italy fiasco that has been taking place. And I know you are not going to be surprised when I tell you that considering my considerable super Physic powers I know exactly what happened (I also know what you did last summer)
Lets rewind back to how it all started. Two marines sailing in international waters (GAYYYY!!!) saw a boat with two Indian fisherman and thought they were pirates and shot them. With Captain Jack Sparrow roaming around in the international waters the marines were on Red Alert with a shoot on sight order.
Well so what if it was not the black pearl that they spotted but it could have been Jack Sparrow hiding in the Dinghy.
But there is a silver lining if you look really really really hard.....they got CAUGHT. Though my sources say that it was Jack Sparrow who delivered them personally in the Black pearl(which btw is the coolest ship I have ever seen).
And then just when they were starting to go on trial Christmas arrives. AWWWWW. How can we not allow them to go for christmas after all they were our esteemed guest and we had to do everything in our power to keep them happy. But we were still hesitant and that is when the STAR comes in...Italy's ambassador to India assures us that the Marines love butter chicken and would definately comeback(Yes I could not come up with any other logical reason).So our Supremen court grants a Full paid honeymoon package for 2 in Italy which btw the Pope is not happy about as the church sees this as India's acceptance of Gay's.
P.S: Pakistan is furious at their Ambassador for not taking Advantage of the three Eid-ul-fitr that took place when Kasab was still in prison.
The HONEYMOON Phase is over and we are waiting with garlands to welcome back our guest:
And suddenly India comes to know that the Marines lied about butter chicken and they are not coming back. This has resulted in a rare reaction from the Prime Minister of India expressing his sadness on the Marines dislike for butter chicken and has extended an invitation for a home cooked meal.
In a surprisingly bold move Indian goverment has vowed to launch a thermonclear pizza war and has imported all the pizza dough from Italy. Also in a strange turn of events suddenly Pakistan also wants Pizza dough for a secret project that they still need to decide.Simultaneously Shiv Sena and other regional parties have decided to Ban pizza's in India in protest, leaving the goverment with way too much pizza dough.
The supreme court has also decided to ban Italy's Amabassador from going back.
The Italy's ambassador was uncharacteristically happy about this ruling as it has come to light that he hates pizaa and just came to India because he loves Butter chicken.
And in one the most selfless sacrifices Sonia gandhi has decided not to go to Italy for Rahul baba's summer vacations which apparently has made Rahul baba very angry.
